High Top Hysteria - April 9

High Top Hysteria is running pretty high in Cuse Nation these days. As we are always a trusted news source, Lots of Pulp is here to help you make sense of all the mayhem and destruction leading up to April 11, and his ultimate decision. 

T-Minus 2 days until D-Day

High Top Hysteria Update - April 9, 2012!!!!!!! 

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Nerlens News
Players Predict Where Muhammad, Noel Will Go (ESPN.com)
ESPN asked other recruits where Noel would be heading when he makes his decision this week. Unfortunately not one of them picked Syracuse, and nearly all of them picked Kentucky.

Said Duke Commit Matt Jones:

"Kentucky. I played with him last weekend at a tournament and you should’ve seen him watching Louisville play against Kentucky. It was like he could envision himself there."

Ruh roh.

Nerlens Notes
Take 3 days off from Twitter and the world is suddenly spinning on it's head. Or pole. Moving on...

So Nerlens went out to Oregon for the Nike Hoop Summit game this weekend. He had an unexpected visitor on his timeline. 

You don't see any Kentucky players interested in Nerlens, because every one of them is off to greener pastures. But Dajuan, he cares. #CuseFam

But a family is not a true family without some festivities and "cake" to eat. Before all you YahooSports! enthusiasts start yelling about recreational drugs, think about it for a minute.

A little vanilla cake with a nice side of Manishewitz. A combination that can't be beat.

Nerlens Nonsense
Four Reasons Why Nerlens Noel Would Be Better Off At Syracuse Than Kentucky (Bleacher Report)
The guys at Bleacher Report put together a nice, well-thought-out list of rational reasons Nerlens might pick Syracuse over Kentucky. Where's the fun in that though? Let's give you four not-so-rational reasons why he might pick SU ...

1. Jewish girls are better (read: more "attainable") than Ashley Judd. And if you're not a fan of Jewish girls, Rakeem Christmas has you covered.
2. Calipari might make Nerlens cut his hair because it challenges his hairdoo supremacy. Boeheim has no hair, so he isn't threatened by the HTF.
3. He clearly hates Georgetown. Why else would he string them along, only to crush their dreams in the end?
4. In the long run, that $80,000 Calipari offers him is chump change compared to the NBA dollars he'll be getting next year, so what does it matter?

Nerlens Nostradamus 

"Vanilla Cake"

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