Tuesday, April 24, 2012

32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3 Part Deux

Chandler Jones' name has appeared all over the draft charts, from the middle of the first round all the way to the end of the fourth round or lower. It seems @ChanJones99 could wind up anywhere, so Lots of Pulp will try to predict his future with all 32 NFL teams leading up to the draft.

NOTE: Bonus double edition today. Click here for part 1. Part 2 is below.

Click here to read other posts from the Chandler Jones Series
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 1
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 2
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 4
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 5

New York Jets


Projected draft pick: 16
Projected position: DE/OLB
Projected playing time: Backup DE behind Wilkerson and DeVito, with pass rushing snaps at OLB
Projected Stats: 5.0 sacks 
Sack Celebration: Rex Ryan's Truffle Shuffle
Favorite teammate: God ... er ... Tim Tebow
Rookie Hazing task: Michelle Ryan's personal podiatrist 

Cincinnati Bengals


Projected draft pick: 17
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE, 85% of snaps
Projected Stats: 6.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Who Dey Pantalones
Favorite teammate: Adam (don't call me Pac Man) Jones
Rookie Hazing task: Team Bailbondsman

San Diego Chargers


Projected draft pick: 49
Projected position: DE/OLB
Projected playing time: Backup OLB, with some snaps at DE, 35% snaps
Projected Stats: 3.0 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Super Charger
Favorite teammate: Curtis Brinkley 
Rookie Hazing task: Having to listen to Phillip Rivers' profanity-laced tirades

Chicago Bears


Projected draft pick: 19
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE opposite Julius Peppers
Projected Stats: 8.5 Sacks (thanks to Peppers' double teams)
Sack Celebration: Polka
Favorite teammate: Israel Idonije
Rookie Hazing task: Attend a Cubs game at Wrigley ... without drinking

Tennessee Titans


Projected draft pick: 20
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE opposite Julius Campbell and Gary Bertier (OLB). Right side, weak side? Not anymore.
Projected Stats: 32.5 Sacks. It's Va. high school football. You think those guys can stop Chan?
Sack Celebration: Ain't No Mountain High Enough
Favorite teammate: Jerry 'Rev' Harris
Rookie Hazing task: Keeping "Sunshine" away from Hayden Panettiere
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