Friday, April 20, 2012

32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 2

Chandler Jones' name has appeared all over the draft charts, from the middle of the first round all the way to the end of the fourth round or lower. It seems @ChanJones99 could wind up anywhere, so Lots of Pulp will try to predict his future with all 32 NFL teams leading up to the draft.

Click here to read other posts from the Chandler Jones Series
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 1
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3 Part Deux
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 4
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 5

St. Louis Rams


Projected draft pick: 39
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE playing majority of snaps
Projected Stats: 5.5 sacks 
Sack Celebration: Ram Dance
Favorite teammate: Quinn Ojinaka (he's still in the NFL???)
Rookie Hazing task: Sam Bradford's personal stretcher bearer 

Jacksonville Jaguars


Projected draft pick: 38
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE opposite Jeremy Mincey playing majority of snaps
Projected Stats: 6.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Aztec Jaguar
Favorite teammate: Jeremy Mincey (everyone knows Florida players know how to have fun)
Rookie Hazing task: Personal Kleenex holder for Chad Henne

Miami Dolphins


Projected draft pick: 42
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE opposite Randy Starks playing majority of snaps
Projected Stats: 6.0 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Fergalicious
Favorite teammate: Richard Medlin (Fayetteville State is in Syracuse, right?)
Rookie Hazing task: Securing tickets for every single one of his Facebook friends to fill out SunLife stadium

Carolina Panthers


Projected draft pick: 40
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Battling Antwan Applewhite for 3rd DE in rotation behind Greg Hardy and Charles Johnson. 25% of snaps.
Projected Stats: 3.0 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Black Panther Dance
Favorite teammate: Brandon Hogan (so he can remind him who owns the Schwartzwalder Trophy forever)
Rookie Hazing task: Catching a live Panther and bringing it back to the stadium for Jerry Richardson's amusement

Buffalo Bills


Projected draft pick: 41
Projected position: DE/Special Teams
Projected playing time: 10% of snaps, with almost all on special teams. Would probably be 4th DE at best. Bills loaded up on DEs in free agency this year.
Projected Stats: 1.0 Sack
Favorite teammate: Scott Chandler (Bizzarro Chandler)
Rookie Hazing task: Playing three more years in Upstate New York. No sun for you.
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