More bad jokes to follow:
5. Isn't this the shortcut to Lucy's?
4. OMG worst sober sister EV-ER
3. Fab Melo was coming for my wiper knob!
2. I thought I saw Mark Schwarz on the sidewalk.
And your number one reason....1) This isn't the Chancellor's Wall? Shit.
In all seriousness, hope you're OK driver. If you're looking to go off-roading, just swing by the Georgetown campus next time. Pin It Now!