Wednesday, December 28, 2011

How Fab became a block machine

There's been a lot of speculation about how Fab Melo developed into a legitimate force down low this season. Is he just in better shape than last year? Did he need a year to adjust to the college game? Is he more mature mentally and physically?

The real reason is more simple. He stole Patrick Ewing's talent.

Ewing's talent has been stolen before

First the athletic ability ... then the Melo Hawk. It all points to Fab Melo turning into the latest Monstar to steal Ewing's talent.

We know you're actually a tiny alien, Fab

Tonight, Melo already has eight blocks at the half. There is no other explanation for this.

What are you so sad about? You didn't
have any talent left at this point.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011

IT'S THE BIG FAR EAST: Ambitious and Overseas Moves Stabilize Conference

Providence, RI (AP)
December 21, 2011

The Big East ignores the latter portion of its name, but relishes the first. As in Big. And it will continue to expand as the league has made plans to add three schools for the 2012-13 year. The University of Phoenix, Peking University, and the New Jersey Institute of Technology will be invited to a league that now boasts over 20 schools across the globe.

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Monday, December 19, 2011

What happens if you get too excited while watching 'Cuse Basketball?


Someone get this guy a tissue

Related post: A public service announcement to Syracuse sports fans
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Dear Mr. Pederson

Hello, my name is Greg Robinson. I've noticed that your football program is going through a bit of a rough patch. As a successful football coach, I can still observe the want-to from Pittsburgh. I see young men who can flash and excel. It is because of such great potential that I am writing to you to request an interview for the head coaching position.

I've attached my resume below. I've included photos. I find it helpful when I'm reading to have a picture to refer to, or be distracted by. If you're interested, and I'm sure you are, contact me at:

- Bakersfield College (1970-71)
Major: Public Speaking
GPA: Flashes of 3.5

- University of the Pacific (the Ocean)
Major: Blossoming into a young man
GPA: Couldn't tell you.

- UCLA (Defensive Coordinator 1982-89): It was the 80s, it was wild. But we had good times with football. Played some great games.

- NY Jets (DL 1990-93, Defensive Coordinator 94): I moved on after '94, they went 3-13 next season. After that, they went 1-15. I'm pretty sure the team was disbanded after those seasons.
- Denver Broncos (DC 1995-2000): Thanks to our defense picking up the slack from some no-name quarterback, we won two Super Bowl titles.

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#Shamarko's Worldwide Workout

Seems as if #Shamarko's Worldwide Workout was actually a covert op.

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When's the Last Time You've Visited Your Doctor?

When Mark Gottfried fired up the Cuse to pop off, it was time to send in the Doctor.

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Tuesday, December 13, 2011

Gunnin' For That #1 Spot

Sure, it's December and rankings don't really matter. But the positive attention is nice. Go ahead. Smile. Nod your head. Keep it rollin'.

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Monday, December 12, 2011

Jim Boeheim Staring Down Things

Lots of Pulp has branched out into the world of tumblr, with our new pet project "Jim Boeheim Staring Down Things.

What is it?
How nice of you to ask. It's a page where we'll simply post photos of Jim Boeheim Staring Down Things (or pretty much anything we find entertaining). Anyone can add to the tumblr as well by contributing their own photos.

How can I contribute?
It's so easy! Just click on the button that says "Submit Your Own" and upload a photo (and caption, if you'd like). 

So I can just post things like boobs on there?
Not quite, we'll still approve posts, but basically if it's Boeheim staring at something, we'll likely put it up. If it's Boeheim staring AT BOOBS, we'll DEFINITELY put it up.

That sounds amazing! Where do I start?
I'm glad you're so excited. We are too! Just click on this handy-dandy link and upload away -
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Friday, December 9, 2011

Top 5 excuses for the "Crash of the Titans"

Get it? Mount Olympus? Crash of the Titans?
 More bad jokes to follow:

5. Isn't this the shortcut to Lucy's?

4. OMG worst sober sister EV-ER

3. Fab Melo was coming for my wiper knob!

2. I thought I saw Mark Schwarz on the sidewalk.

And your number one reason....
1) This isn't the Chancellor's Wall? Shit.

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Friday, December 2, 2011


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Oh, hello there. Been a while, right?

As you well know, things aren't exactly peachy up in the 'Cuse right now. Since we didn't want to just be one more voice yelling about the disturbing events, and since we like to keep things light, we took a brief reprieve.

Yet, this weekend offers up some good distractions for Syracuse fans, so we'll stick to those instead of the unfortunate situation which has already sadly affected too many people.

Is it February?
Twitter posts have hinted that 30,000 fans might pack the Dome tonight for basketball in an effort to #BeatGators. Usually that's reserved for a UConn or Georgetown

Much can be said about the game strategies, matchups and how this huge contest is a true test for the Orange.

Instead, we'll focus on the head coach of the Gators. Is this the best time to be making fun of other coaches or programs? Well, why not?

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