32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3

Chandler Jones' name has appeared all over the draft charts, from the middle of the first round all the way to the end of the fourth round or lower. It seems @ChanJones99 could wind up anywhere, so Lots of Pulp will try to predict his future with all 32 NFL teams leading up to the draft.

NOTE: Bonus double edition today. Part 1 is below. Click here for part 2.

Click here to read other posts from the Chandler Jones Series
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 1
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 2
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3 Part Deux
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 4
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 5

Kansas City Chiefs

Projected draft pick: 11
Projected position: OLB
Projected playing time: Starting OLB playing opposite Tamba Hali
Projected Stats: 7.5 sacks 
Sack Celebration: One Legged Chief Dance
Favorite teammate: Glenn Dorsey
Rookie Hazing task: Counter-intelligence for Scott Pioli

Seattle Seahawks

Projected draft pick: 43
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: 3rd or 4th DE in Seahawks rotation. 25% snaps plus special teams.
Projected Stats: 2.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Fish Toss
Favorite teammate: Mike Williams (Not THAT Mike Williams)
Rookie Hazing task: Getting Marshawn Lynch's Skittles

Arizona Cardinals

Projected draft pick: 13
Projected position: OLB
Projected playing time: Starting OLB, 85% of snaps
Projected Stats: 6.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: McCain Dance
Favorite teammate: Ryan Bartholomew (HE LIVES!)
Rookie Hazing task: Attending University of Phoenix night classes in place of other players trying to finish their degree

Dallas Cowboys

Projected draft pick: 45
Projected position: OLB
Projected playing time: Backup OLB, learning from Demarcus Ware. 25% of snaps plus special teams
Projected Stats: 2.0 Sacks
Sack Celebration: The Romo
Favorite teammate: Rudy Carpenter (A QB from Arizona State definitely knows where the hotties are)
Rookie Hazing task: Carrying Dez Bryant while he carries everyone else's pads

Philadelphia Eagles

Projected draft pick: 46

Projected position: DE

Projected playing time: Backup DE behind Cole and Babbin, 25% of snaps plus special teams

Projected Stats: 3.0 Sacks

Sack Celebration: The Sobriety Test (Balance on one leg while touching your nose)

Favorite teammate: Brandon Graham (they can talk about how much Greg Robinson sucked)

Rookie Hazing task: Having to dress up as Santa Claus for one home game

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