Thursday, April 19, 2012

32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 1

Chandler Jones' name has appeared all over the draft charts, from the middle of the first round all the way to the end of the fourth round or lower. It seems @ChanJones99 could wind up anywhere, so Lots of Pulp will try to predict his future with all 32 NFL teams leading up to the draft.

Click here to read other posts from the Chandler Jones Series
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 2
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3 Part Deux
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 4
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 5

Indianapolis Colts


Projected draft pick: 34
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Fourth DE in rotation behind Freeney, Mathis and Hughes. Grooming for Freeney's role (obviously). 20% snaps.
Projected Stats: 4.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Lucas Oil Rig Dance
Favorite teammate: Freeney (duh)
Rookie Hazing task: Wearing #18 for training camp to confuse Indy fans

Washington Redskins


Projected draft pick: 69
Projected position: OLB
Projected playing time: 15% snaps, backing up Orakpo and Kerrigan, special teams
Projected Stats: 3.5 sacks
Sack Celebration: Marching Band Leader 
Favorite teammate: Tanard Jackson
Rookie Hazing task: Praising Mike Shannahan at every press conference


Minnesota Vikings


Projected draft pick: 35
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: 40% snaps, primary backup behind Allen and Brian Robison, competing for starting job
Projected Stats: 6.5 sacks
Sack Celebration: Brett Favre Flash
Favorite teammate: Chris Kluwe
Rookie Hazing taskScouring Hotwire for good Lake Minnesota boat expedition deals, wearing a Vikings yarmulke on draft day (see above)

Cleveland Browns


Projected draft pick: 37
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE opposite Jabaal Sheard
Projected Stats: 8.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Dog Pound Shuffle
Favorite teammate: Frostee Rucker
Rookie Hazing task: Cleaning up after the dog pound with 5,000 plastic bags

Tampa Bay Buccaneers


Projected draft pick: 36
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Starting DE opposite Adrian Claiborn
Projected Stats: 7.5 sacks
Sack Celebration: Gap Toothed Smile
Favorite teammate: Anyone BUT Mike Williams
Rookie Hazing task: Mike Williams' Designated Driver
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