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32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 1
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 2
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 3 Part Deux
32 Teams, 1 Chandler Jones: Day 5
Detroit Lions
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Primary backup to Avril and Vanden Bosch, 35% of snaps. Grooming for Vanden Bosch's spot.
Projected Stats: 4.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: The Eminem Waka Waka
Favorite teammate: Doug Hogue
Rookie Hazing task: Picking up the tab on Ndamukong Suh's fines
Pittsburgh Steelers
Projected position: DE/OLB
Projected playing time: Backing up Woodley and Harrison, with pass rushing snaps at DE. 30% snaps.
Projected Stats: 3.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Shampooing the hair
Favorite teammate: Ziggy Hood
Rookie Hazing task: Ben Roethlisberger's wingman
Denver Broncos
Projected position: DE
Projected playing time: Ultimately beats out Robert Ayers for starting DE opposite Dumervill, 70% snaps
Projected Stats: 7.0 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Jonesing
Favorite teammate: Manny Ramirez (not THAT one)
Rookie Hazing task: Taking over Tim Tebow's pregame prayer service
Houston Texans
Projected draft pick: 26
Projected position: DE/OLB
Projected playing time: 3rd in DE rotation, behind Watt and Smith, with occasional snaps rushing from OLB, 40% snaps
Projected Stats: 4.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Space Shuttle Launch
Favorite teammate: Derrell Smith (Also alive!)
Rookie Hazing task: Hamstring Donor
New England Patriots
Projected draft pick: 27
Projected position: DE/OLB
Projected playing time: Starting DE with occasional snaps at OLB, 65% snaps (rotating with Andre Carter and Sean Ellis if they come back)
Projected Stats: 7.5 Sacks
Sack Celebration: Video Cameraman
Favorite teammate: Will Allen, Tony Fiammetta and Steve Gregory
Rookie Hazing task: Rolling around in the dirt with 500 brand new hoodies, then cutting the sleeves off before giving them to Bill Belichick
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