Wednesday, August 17, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #11

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year. 

Doth thou wish to be
a grand scribe like me?
Recurrently, commonality are circumscribed by their acquaintance with the English tongue. These folk do not discern how to articulate oneself in a manner befitting a virtuoso.

Such proletariat is not as honorable as Bud Poliquin, whose mastery of the lexicon is so benevolent that the populace simply cannot fathom.


Those two paragraphs took about 45 searches and two hours to write. I assume this is what Bud does to create his columns, since no person can actually write like that.

You've already read about Bud's mastery of the camera, but he is most famous for his work with the quill ... er ... pen.

Here are some gems to expect from Bud in the 2011 season:

In the 50 intervals between Ernie Davis' mad dash to the Heisman decoration, there have been more than a smattering of talented couriers donning the orange robe. But not a one with the transcendent dexterity, might or charisma as the Elmira Express in the narrative of this outfit.

The diminutive racer doth not contain the breadth of Jerome Bettis nor the altitude of Eddie George, but alas Antwon Bailey exudes the coronary fortitude of 100 steads.

From Don McPherson to Donovan McNabb and henceforth Ryan Nassib, the glory days of yesteryear hath returned triumphantly to the shores of Onondaga. The Huns of West Virginia and the Carthaginians of Pittsburgh are left in runs as Marrone's band swaggers atop the Mountain.

Got a suggestion for Bud? Leave it in the comments ... but don't use the language of the peasants.

Click here to read all the 20 Reasons to be Excited for the upcoming season.
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