Friday, August 12, 2011

20 Reasons to be Excited for Syracuse Football - #14

As we move closer to the 2011 Syracuse football season, Lots of Pulp will be counting down the top 20 reasons to be excited for the new year.

This space is a clear Doug Marrone loving zone. We've already established an affection for the man's thighs, his coaching methods and his ability to leave heartwarming voicemails.

But seriously, Doug, we have to talk about that visor


Do the Dome lights get in your eyes?

The great source Wikipedia defines a visor as follows: 
visor (also spelled vizor) is a surface that protects the eyes, such as shading them from the sun.
Not sure if you've been in the Dome in a while, but you don't exactly get a lot of sun in that place. There's this whole thing called a roof that gets in the way of that.

But that clearly doesn't stop Douggers from rocking the visor indoors.

You got a problem with my visor?
Seriously, Ryan, if you mock my visor again, so help me God...
I keep telling you guys, it's a good
look in any environment.

But, wait, has Marrone always been a visor-wearer?

The Saints played indoors, and no visor here

So where did he get this idea to shield his eyes from the bright lights of a Dome?

Sean Payton wore a visor all the way to a Super Bowl

There you go. Visors indoors clearly lead to championships. So keep it up Doug, and you'll need that visor to shield your eyes from Gatorade ...

My eyes! My eyes!
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