Providence, RI (AP)
December 21, 2011
The Big East ignores the latter portion of its name, but relishes the first. As in Big. And it will continue to expand as the league has made plans to add three schools for the 2012-13 year. The University of Phoenix, Peking University, and the New Jersey Institute of Technology will be invited to a league that now boasts over 20 schools across the globe.
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Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Monday, December 19, 2011
Dear Mr. Pederson
Hello, my name is Greg Robinson. I've noticed that your football program is going through a bit of a rough patch. As a successful football coach, I can still observe the want-to from Pittsburgh. I see young men who can flash and excel. It is because of such great potential that I am writing to you to request an interview for the head coaching position.
I've attached my resume below. I've included photos. I find it helpful when I'm reading to have a picture to refer to, or be distracted by. If you're interested, and I'm sure you are, contact me at:
Gerg3:14@hotmail.com
EDUCATION:
- Bakersfield College (1970-71)
Major: Public Speaking
GPA: Flashes of 3.5
- University of the Pacific (the Ocean)
Major: Blossoming into a young man
GPA: Couldn't tell you.
WORK EXPERIENCE:
- UCLA (Defensive Coordinator 1982-89): It was the 80s, it was wild. But we had good times with football. Played some great games.
- NY Jets (DL 1990-93, Defensive Coordinator 94): I moved on after '94, they went 3-13 next season. After that, they went 1-15. I'm pretty sure the team was disbanded after those seasons.
- Denver Broncos (DC 1995-2000): Thanks to our defense picking up the slack from some no-name quarterback, we won two Super Bowl titles.
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I've attached my resume below. I've included photos. I find it helpful when I'm reading to have a picture to refer to, or be distracted by. If you're interested, and I'm sure you are, contact me at:
Gerg3:14@hotmail.com
EDUCATION:
- Bakersfield College (1970-71)
Major: Public Speaking
GPA: Flashes of 3.5
- University of the Pacific (the Ocean)
Major: Blossoming into a young man
GPA: Couldn't tell you.
WORK EXPERIENCE:
- UCLA (Defensive Coordinator 1982-89): It was the 80s, it was wild. But we had good times with football. Played some great games.
- NY Jets (DL 1990-93, Defensive Coordinator 94): I moved on after '94, they went 3-13 next season. After that, they went 1-15. I'm pretty sure the team was disbanded after those seasons.
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Tuesday, December 13, 2011
Gunnin' For That #1 Spot
Sure, it's December and rankings don't really matter. But the positive attention is nice. Go ahead. Smile. Nod your head. Keep it rollin'.
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Friday, December 2, 2011
#BeatGators
Oh, hello there. Been a while, right?
As you well know, things aren't exactly peachy up in the 'Cuse right now. Since we didn't want to just be one more voice yelling about the disturbing events, and since we like to keep things light, we took a brief reprieve.
Yet, this weekend offers up some good distractions for Syracuse fans, so we'll stick to those instead of the unfortunate situation which has already sadly affected too many people.
Is it February?
Twitter posts have hinted that 30,000 fans might pack the Dome tonight for basketball in an effort to #BeatGators. Usually that's reserved for a UConn or Georgetown
Much can be said about the game strategies, matchups and how this huge contest is a true test for the Orange.
Instead, we'll focus on the head coach of the Gators. Is this the best time to be making fun of other coaches or programs? Well, why not?
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As you well know, things aren't exactly peachy up in the 'Cuse right now. Since we didn't want to just be one more voice yelling about the disturbing events, and since we like to keep things light, we took a brief reprieve.
Yet, this weekend offers up some good distractions for Syracuse fans, so we'll stick to those instead of the unfortunate situation which has already sadly affected too many people.
Is it February?
Twitter posts have hinted that 30,000 fans might pack the Dome tonight for basketball in an effort to #BeatGators. Usually that's reserved for a UConn or Georgetown
Much can be said about the game strategies, matchups and how this huge contest is a true test for the Orange.
Instead, we'll focus on the head coach of the Gators. Is this the best time to be making fun of other coaches or programs? Well, why not?
Wednesday, November 16, 2011
Baller's Backups - Trevor Cooney
You've met Agent Waiters, Baye Moussa Fusillo, $coop Jardine and the Brazilian Belushi. They are at the core of a multi-talented SU team, not only of ballers, but working professionals.
Yet while those players have to multitask to hone skills, Trevor Cooney can spend a little time on shooting, but much more on spinning.
Sure, he's been called the next G-Mac, or Rautins 2.0, but Cooney wants to make a name for himself. And not just on the court in the Dome. But on the turntables in clubs across CNY this winter as well.
Trevor Cooney:
Profession: DJ
Title: DJ Redshirt
Catchphrase: "Georgetown ... tell me how my ass tastes"
Playlist: Slow Jams and Miley for Mookie, underground tracks that won't hit the big-time till next year.
Yet while those players have to multitask to hone skills, Trevor Cooney can spend a little time on shooting, but much more on spinning.
Sure, he's been called the next G-Mac, or Rautins 2.0, but Cooney wants to make a name for himself. And not just on the court in the Dome. But on the turntables in clubs across CNY this winter as well.
Trevor Cooney:
Profession: DJ
Title: DJ Redshirt
Catchphrase: "Georgetown ... tell me how my ass tastes"
Playlist: Slow Jams and Miley for Mookie, underground tracks that won't hit the big-time till next year.
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Thursday, November 10, 2011
Baller's Backups - Scoop Jardine
You've already met the working world versions of Baye Keita and Dion Waiters. It's now time for the man who is primed to be successful, wherever his next career step takes him. Scoop Jardine.
Based on his proficiency on camera, you could imagine Scoop would follow the route of broadcaster or a TV personality. Inside Scoop, a platform on which Mr. Jardine discusses issues of the world, would open to staggering ratings, as a rival of the Daily Show and Real Time with Bill Maher.
Yet instead, Scoop wants a faster route to fame and fortune. Wall Street. Unfortunately, now is not the best time to break in, but we're guessing Scoop is just a big Michael Douglas fan.
So, yes, Scoop's alter-ego is part of the 1%, in striking contrast to his working man image on the hardwood.
Scoop Jardine - "On Wall Street"
Profession: Working on the NYSE floor
Title: Inside Scoop
Favorite Sayings: "I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Coach Boeheim once told me, every battle is won before it is ever fought."
"It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done."
"Lunch is for wimps, except when Chipotle or Cheesesteaks are on the menu."
Specialty: Quick sellers, high turnover, not afraid to pull the trigger on high-risk stocks.
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Based on his proficiency on camera, you could imagine Scoop would follow the route of broadcaster or a TV personality. Inside Scoop, a platform on which Mr. Jardine discusses issues of the world, would open to staggering ratings, as a rival of the Daily Show and Real Time with Bill Maher.
Yet instead, Scoop wants a faster route to fame and fortune. Wall Street. Unfortunately, now is not the best time to break in, but we're guessing Scoop is just a big Michael Douglas fan.
So, yes, Scoop's alter-ego is part of the 1%, in striking contrast to his working man image on the hardwood.
Scoop Jardine - "On Wall Street"
Profession: Working on the NYSE floor
Title: Inside Scoop
Favorite Sayings: "I don't throw darts at a board. I bet on sure things. Coach Boeheim once told me, every battle is won before it is ever fought."
"It's not always the most popular person who gets the job done."
"Lunch is for wimps, except when Chipotle or Cheesesteaks are on the menu."
Specialty: Quick sellers, high turnover, not afraid to pull the trigger on high-risk stocks.
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| Flummoxed on the floor. |
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| Inside Scoop winces as Qdoba's stock overtakes Chipotle. |
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Wednesday, November 9, 2011
Baller's Backups - Dion Waiters
I have to imagine the most recent Post-Standard off-beat basketball story came from Donna Ditota. Not only does she break down the 2-3 zone, but she's the engineer of the Scoop and Wes (Now Kris) Show, and fills us in with everything from the players' warmup music to kicks.
With the questions and terrific answers up for all to see, we've decided to delve a step deeper as basketball season heats up...now that the hard work has already been done.
Off the bat, we've decided to focus on Baller's Backups - plans the players disclosed if balling wasn't an option.
First up? Dion Waiters:
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With the questions and terrific answers up for all to see, we've decided to delve a step deeper as basketball season heats up...now that the hard work has already been done.
Off the bat, we've decided to focus on Baller's Backups - plans the players disclosed if balling wasn't an option.
First up? Dion Waiters:
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Friday, November 4, 2011
A Special #BeatUConn
Thanks for the initial photoshop work, Daily News. A few years ago, they ran this spread along with an article about how Syracuse returned to several traditions, including the burning of the previous season's cleats.
But this is an upgraded, and much more accurate image of what actually happened that crisp night in Upstate NY.
We now know the Fire Monster also exorcises demons of the Syracuse past (the ghost is post 2001 pasqualoni, for reference), and he does it simply with his eyes.
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But this is an upgraded, and much more accurate image of what actually happened that crisp night in Upstate NY.
We now know the Fire Monster also exorcises demons of the Syracuse past (the ghost is post 2001 pasqualoni, for reference), and he does it simply with his eyes.
#BeatUConn
Sure, we don't have to call it the Coach P Bowl. It's just another game. One Syracuse really needs.
Which means, the fire monster spares no one.
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Which means, the fire monster spares no one.
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Thursday, October 27, 2011
WVU classier than Syracuse? Try again.
So the Post-Standard decided to print a letter to the editor from a former West Virginia resident about the lack of class by Syracuse fans on Friday night. The author complains of chants and booing directed towards the classiest fans on the Eastern Seaboard - West Virginia faithful
Having been part of the awesome tailgating scene and great atmosphere in the Dome that night, this tells me two things.
1) The Syracuse Football fans in Syracuse showed up, were loud, were proud, and added a slight touch of perfectly acceptable hostility. "You suck" and booing really bothers you? Oh boy, just wait.
2) This writer should probably open these letters from WVU's president and AD in his or her inbox.
Hey WVU fans, please stop embarrassing us - Oliver Luck
Hey WVU fans, please stop throwing things and also embarrassing us - WVU President Jim Clements.
Yes, that's MUCH classier.
I was really impressed by the crowd on Friday night. Lets keep that momentum going. Just remember, next time you're at a game, politely clap for the opposing fans. Pin It Now!
Having been part of the awesome tailgating scene and great atmosphere in the Dome that night, this tells me two things.
1) The Syracuse Football fans in Syracuse showed up, were loud, were proud, and added a slight touch of perfectly acceptable hostility. "You suck" and booing really bothers you? Oh boy, just wait.
2) This writer should probably open these letters from WVU's president and AD in his or her inbox.
Hey WVU fans, please stop embarrassing us - Oliver Luck
Hey WVU fans, please stop throwing things and also embarrassing us - WVU President Jim Clements.
Yes, that's MUCH classier.
I was really impressed by the crowd on Friday night. Lets keep that momentum going. Just remember, next time you're at a game, politely clap for the opposing fans. Pin It Now!
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
#Shamarko's Worldwide Workout
With a bye week, cars around Syracuse got a break as #Shamarko had a few days to travel.
In his free time, #21 took a trip down to New York. As a Twitter hashtag celebrity himself, he decided to take in the #occupywallstreet protests with Kanye.
Yet instead of posturing, he was inspired to be a true man of the people.
Shamarko listens to the concerns of the crowd, and attempts to right the wrongs of the current day. All while getting a beastly workout of course.
And then, #Shamarko took the time to deliver a blow to the man who started this whole mess.
After #Shamarko smacks around WVU, keep an eye out for where #21 will go next.
Remember, before you misstep, #Shamarko will find you. And he will punish you. Pin It Now!
In his free time, #21 took a trip down to New York. As a Twitter hashtag celebrity himself, he decided to take in the #occupywallstreet protests with Kanye.
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Yet instead of posturing, he was inspired to be a true man of the people.
Shamarko listens to the concerns of the crowd, and attempts to right the wrongs of the current day. All while getting a beastly workout of course.
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| 27 months? We'll see if you're awake by then. |
And then, #Shamarko took the time to deliver a blow to the man who started this whole mess.
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| What's worth doing is worth doing despite pain, Gordon Gecko. |
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Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Top 10 (Awful) WVU Athletics Photos
Well, it's back to the grind for the Cardiac Cuse this week as they host West Virginia on Friday night.
We'll be making the trip up to the Cuse from the nation's capital, and I'm sure a few of our favorite trashy West Virginia fans will make the trek up north as well.
Before you do a google image search for “Trashy West Virginia Fans” - we've gone ahead and assembled a nice little collection of them here for you.
And in consideration for any WVU fans looking for themselves, we've kept the list short so you can keep count.
10 Best (Awful) West Virginia Pictures
First, the honorable mention. Just too many to choose from.
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| Surprised he went with an undershirt at all. |
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| You're an asshole. Better t-shirts later. |
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| A. No! B. Can you sound any creepier? Trust you? No thanks. |
Monday, October 17, 2011
Speaking of Bad Hires
When rumors began swirling that Greg Robinson miraculously may have been in the mix for a job with the Eagles (yes, a football job), it got us thinking.
With one of the worst hires of all-time possible, what are some other historically awful hires?
- Drew Carey (The Price is Right) – Bob Who? Feel that excitement …
- Rich Kotite
I'm not going to rip on him for his Starter jacket wardrobe, because, well, we all did that in the mid 90s.
Richy Rich stepped in for Pete Carrol (another bad hire) in 1995 for the NY Jets. He took an already declining team, and sent it to new lows. 3-13 in 1995, and then the absolutely dismal 1-15 1996 season.
"In both of his seasons as head coach, the Jets had the worst record in the NFL. Two days prior to his last game as Jets coach in 1996, Kotite announced he was stepping down and has never returned to the NFL sidelines in any coaching capacity"
Slayed. Wikipedia style.
Michael Brown (FEMA) – Everyone knows being the commissioner of the Arabian Horses association prepares you well for a job in the Federal Emergency Management Agency. What’s the worst that could happen with this hire? Oh …
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With one of the worst hires of all-time possible, what are some other historically awful hires?
- Drew Carey (The Price is Right) – Bob Who? Feel that excitement …
- Rich Kotite
Richy Rich stepped in for Pete Carrol (another bad hire) in 1995 for the NY Jets. He took an already declining team, and sent it to new lows. 3-13 in 1995, and then the absolutely dismal 1-15 1996 season.
"In both of his seasons as head coach, the Jets had the worst record in the NFL. Two days prior to his last game as Jets coach in 1996, Kotite announced he was stepping down and has never returned to the NFL sidelines in any coaching capacity"
Slayed. Wikipedia style.
Michael Brown (FEMA) – Everyone knows being the commissioner of the Arabian Horses association prepares you well for a job in the Federal Emergency Management Agency. What’s the worst that could happen with this hire? Oh …
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Friday, October 7, 2011
#BeatTulane - Hopefully this isn't their gameplan
On the eve of the Tulane contest, we hope that Syracuse's football fortunes change.
As Dave Rahme pointed out this morning, Rutgers basically dared Syracuse to beat its corners, and the Orange wideouts couldn't.
The team is not only desperate for a playmaker, but some wrinkles in an offense that has become quite predictable.
Now, I know Marrone helped the Saints offense put up spectacular numbers, and that he's working with a more limited crop of talent at SU, but I expect more. My man crush on Dougles has been well stated, but the offensive playcalling is an area that he (and as a result, Nathaniel Hackett) must improve on.
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As Dave Rahme pointed out this morning, Rutgers basically dared Syracuse to beat its corners, and the Orange wideouts couldn't.
The team is not only desperate for a playmaker, but some wrinkles in an offense that has become quite predictable.
Now, I know Marrone helped the Saints offense put up spectacular numbers, and that he's working with a more limited crop of talent at SU, but I expect more. My man crush on Dougles has been well stated, but the offensive playcalling is an area that he (and as a result, Nathaniel Hackett) must improve on.
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Thursday, October 6, 2011
Shamarko's Worldwide Workout
After hearing about #Shamarko's unorthodox and superhuman workouts, it got us thinking. What else does The Man do in his spare time, while we sit on our couches?
Someone, our spy didn't get tackled by Shamarko, and was able to capture a few of #21's exploits.
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Someone, our spy didn't get tackled by Shamarko, and was able to capture a few of #21's exploits.
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| The fiercest member of New York's College Team stands up for the little guys. |
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Friday, September 30, 2011
#BeatRutgers
Greg Schiano doesn't do life skills classes. What he does teach his players is "The Chop."
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Thursday, September 29, 2011
Perfecting Midnight Madness
By now, you've heard about the tremendous effort that Syracuse University is putting towards Midnight Madness this year. From an entertainment standpoint, it's clearly top of the barrel, A-list stars.
Current Lineup:
- Tone Loc
- Russian Bar Trio from "America's Got Talent"
- Deena (the other oompa loompa) from the "Jersey Show"
While SU has done a nice job so far, there are a few additions that could take the event to the next level.
Here are the suggestions:
- Bell Biv Devoe, singing their hit "Poison" with a special line for a former SU receiver.
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Current Lineup:
- Tone Loc
- Russian Bar Trio from "America's Got Talent"
- Deena (the other oompa loompa) from the "Jersey Show"
While SU has done a nice job so far, there are a few additions that could take the event to the next level.
Here are the suggestions:
- Bell Biv Devoe, singing their hit "Poison" with a special line for a former SU receiver.
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Tuesday, September 27, 2011
WEEK 4 Players of the Week - DOT Edition
Another exciting game for the Syracuse Orange leaves us with a new edition of our players of the week. This time, we'll honor the best of the best by their favorite mode of transportation.
Kevyn Scott - Amtrak
The senior captain would definitely choose Amtrak on Saturday, since his day - and the secondary in general - was filled with bumps along the ride. It sure as hell took longer than a plane, but at least Scott got us there in the end with that big interception in overtime.
Antwon Bailey and Prince Tyson-Gulley - Tandem Bike
What else would work for the partners in crime in the running game? Bailey and Tyson-Gulley asserted their will on Saturday, racking up 188 yards on 38 carries. Tyson-Gulley was electric for the first time this season, averaging more than six yards per carry, to take the front seat spot.
Oh, and these guys ...
The referees - Hot Air Balloon
Who the hell knows how those things work or where they'll end up? You're just happy to walk away in one piece at the end. Don't ask questions.
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Kevyn Scott - Amtrak
Antwon Bailey and Prince Tyson-Gulley - Tandem Bike
Oh, and these guys ...
The referees - Hot Air Balloon
Who the hell knows how those things work or where they'll end up? You're just happy to walk away in one piece at the end. Don't ask questions.
Friday, September 23, 2011
#BeatToledo
And here's our weekly Thigh Monster making his appearance to crush the smaller, more inconsequential things in life:
Whoops. That didn't have anything to do with #BeatToledo. Here we are.
One more thing Doug Marrone hates? When the big hand and the little hand settle at the dozen count.
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Whoops. That didn't have anything to do with #BeatToledo. Here we are.
One more thing Doug Marrone hates? When the big hand and the little hand settle at the dozen count.
Wednesday, September 21, 2011
Top 10 Reasons to Stop Whining and Enjoy the ACC
Whining is fun. A favorite activity of mine. But there comes a time when whining to just to suck it up and deal with it.
Syracuse is going to the Atlantic Coast Conference.
No matter how much you may want to believe otherwise (and you're of course welcome to), it's a reality.
Sure, we can look glowingly back on the past of the Big East. But now, let's see why this move will be a good thing.
10. You can hate Duke and UNC - You already hated them, but now you can do it three times a year to their faces. Maybe we can even draw tears.
5. ACC Chearleaders - You're welcome
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Syracuse is going to the Atlantic Coast Conference.
No matter how much you may want to believe otherwise (and you're of course welcome to), it's a reality.
Sure, we can look glowingly back on the past of the Big East. But now, let's see why this move will be a good thing.
Top 10 Reasons to Stop Whining and Enjoy the ACC
10. You can hate Duke and UNC - You already hated them, but now you can do it three times a year to their faces. Maybe we can even draw tears.
9. The chance to back up your smack - You thought Syracuse would pound any ACC team to the ground in basketball. Now you can prove it.
8. BC/Virginia Tech/Miami - We didn't forget how much we hated you
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| That's Joe Fields right? Right. |
7. A big gripe about the move is the postseason tournaments. We've gotten the answer that hopefully the ACC tourney will rotate north (doesn't fix that we'll miss the magical BET). But what about the magical bowl game SU participated in last year with a great home field advantage?
The Pinstripe Bowl HAS to become an ACC game - One or both of the Big East and Big 12 will no longer exist in two years. ACC is the logical choice to replace that one in the next contract.
6. Football recruiting – even if the ACC isn't much better than Big East football, across the country (especially on the Atlantic Coast) the name is levels above. That alone should help boost football recruiting at least a little.
4. Home basketball games against Duke and UNC. I've always wanted to watch one of these games played at the Dome. There's something ingrained in many college basketball spectators' heads at the beginning of their fandom – hate Duke and UNC. Again, you get to hate them with 34,000 of your friends.
3. Replacing road trips to Cincinnati, Storrs and Piscataway with trips to South Beach, Charlottesville, and Chapel Hill - why are we mad about this again?
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| Definitely better than Piscataway. Toss up with Morgantown. |
2. No more playing DePaul - Enough said.
Here it is, the number one reason. This hasn't been discussed yet, but it had to be the driving force behind the move...
1. Syracuse will not have to constantly deal with Tim Higgins, and much more importantly, Jim Burr!
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| "A few more years of this shit and you would have killed me" |
Last year, Higgins reffed zero ACC games. Burr only called two!
Soak it in. It can't be worse. So there you go.
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