Baller's Backups - Fab Melo

Had enough of our series on backup plans for SU hoops players? Of course not. Let's move on.

Fab Melo has been called many things in his brief time at SU. Unfortunately, funny, isn't one of the most popular, which is a shame. Just check out some of these jokes after the jump. It's no wonder Fab said he would be a stand-up comedian if he wasn't playing basketball.

Profession: Stand-up comedian
Title: Brazilian Belushi
Catchphrase: "... and she said, 'Fab-U-Lous'"
Specialty: First jokes aren't that good, but he gets better over time.

That's gold, Jerry. Gold.


To read all of the "Baller's Backups" on Lots of Pulp, click here.
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