I've attached my resume below. I've included photos. I find it helpful when I'm reading to have a picture to refer to, or be distracted by. If you're interested, and I'm sure you are, contact me at:
Gerg3:14@hotmail.com
EDUCATION:
- Bakersfield College (1970-71)
Major: Public Speaking
GPA: Flashes of 3.5
- University of the Pacific (the Ocean)
Major: Blossoming into a young man
GPA: Couldn't tell you.
WORK EXPERIENCE:
- UCLA (Defensive Coordinator 1982-89): It was the 80s, it was wild. But we had good times with football. Played some great games.
- NY Jets (DL 1990-93, Defensive Coordinator 94): I moved on after '94, they went 3-13 next season. After that, they went 1-15. I'm pretty sure the team was disbanded after those seasons.
- Denver Broncos (DC 1995-2000): Thanks to our defense picking up the slack from some no-name quarterback, we won two Super Bowl titles.
Pansy QB almost cost us our titles. |
- KC Chiefs (DC 2001-2003): Were never worse than 28th in the league in points allowed.
- Texas Longhorns (DC 2004): Planted the foundation for the team defense to lead the Longhorns to an NCAA championship, the year following my tenure.
I demand excellence. |
Scheming so hard my head hurt. |
- Michigan Wolverines (DC 2009-10): Was better than 10 other FBS teams in defense. Helped rewrite fabled Michigan record books.
This was just a joke. Didn't count. |
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