A prof. tried to throw away a crumpled piece of paper that was viciously blocked into their eye causing serious retina damage
Fab Melo has spent the past 2 weeks in Dagobah studying to be a Jedi Knight.
Following in footsteps of all great SU centers, Fab is DJ'ing in South Beach.
Fab Melo was actually hired as an interim cherry picker for cats, midgets, etc. who were stuck in trees
Since Fab, himself, retweeted that last one, we know it must be true. Take that "journalism."
Add to the flow of citizen journalism with the hashtag #FabMeloRumors and help us get to the TRUTH.
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