Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Roll Bounce 2: Camden Showdown

In case you've made the tragic and heartbreaking decision to unfollow @dionwaiters3, you may have missed this:

Dion Waiters is hosting a roller-skating party later this month.

Go ahead, read that again.


If you live in the Southern New Jersey/Philadelphia area, you have absolutely no excuses. Here's where it is:



I'm working on getting some loyal Cusians to go get their skate on. You should too.
 
Send us pictures if you attend, although you might want to get out of there before 3 AM. I imagine much good doesn't happen at a Camden skating rink at that time.

One picture has already been leaked in a lead up to the event:

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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

A Obtwittuary - Dion Waiters

Ah, @dionwaiters3, we barely knew you.

With our beloved Dion taking his talents to the NBA after two years donning the orange, we've penned a final piece reflecting upon his first tumultuous, then matured and impressive career.

For his orange obituary, or obtwittuary, we've used only Dion's most tweeted words from his tweet cloud. Enjoy. We'll miss you Dion. 


Dion,

Bro. Wassup?
Wife love Dion.
Dude respect, appreciate Dion.
SMH, town love Dion.
Never humble,
Always hungry.
Fan Favorite,
True Beast.
Watching lil Philly play hard,
Always running, giving, unstoppable.
Top sixth man,
Dion Waiters showed true swag.
Keep rocking, don't stop.
Make school proud.
NBA draft pick, yessir.

Salute, homie. Respect.

Love,
CuseNation


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Thursday, April 5, 2012

From UConn to Kentucky: A Scholar's Road

With Anthony Davis clearly heading to the NBA draft, Kentucky is scrambling to fill the void of shot swatting, ugly mugging, paint domination for next year. And while you may have heard that Calipari is targeting this Noel fella, they may already have their answer in Alex Oriakhi.

Wait, Alex Oriaki? He of 8 points, 5 rebounds and 1 block a game? Surely you jest.
We'll conveniently believe that they are going after Oriakhi or Noel. Not both. Good. Moving on...

Via Jeff Goodman on Twitter (@GoodmanCBS):
Yes, that's right folks. 

This is about the academics. Akin to transferring from Harvard to UPenn, Oriakhi has decided to make the switch from the hallowed classrooms in Storrs to the intellectual's utopia - the SEC.
Understandable. Yet, which area of study will be available at the University of Payche...um Kentucky, that isn't already available at the University of Farmi...Connecticut?

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Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Cuse is on a Boat Motherf****r!

News broke yesterday that the Carrier Classic, the basketball game played atop the USS Midway, was in search for a bigger name than Georgetown University. As a logical solution, the organizers called up Syracuse and our response was of course, "yes, as long as T-Pain can come as well."

Soon enough, this video leaked, courtesy of Donna Ditota


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Monday, April 2, 2012

Nerlens too?


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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Unstoppable...Dion Waiters is.

In honor of Dion going pro, let's bring back an old favorite ...

The Eli Manning Citizen Eco-Drive watch commercials used to make everyone laugh. That is, until he won a Super Bowl.

We have a feeling no one will be laughing at the new Eco-Drive commercial. If you do, Jimmy B will find you to tell you that you're wrong.



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Monday, March 19, 2012

Gripes of Wrath - by Jim Boeheim

In case you missed it, before their second game, Syracuse coach Jim Boehiem had a message for the media:

"Reggie Miller, you don't know your business."

Reggie, Jim Boeheim would like you to know the following:
a) You're on his shit list
b) You don't know anything about college basketball and haven't watched a game.
c) You don't know shit about him, or his slaying ability.
d) Your game didn't impress him in the slightest bit.

You'd like to see this played out in GIFs?

Sure.

First up: Jimmy deciding whether or not to pop off:






Yea, I'm going after you. It's decided









Hey Reggie, hold that while I teach you how to dougie:








Ding. Done. I'm finished. Laugh at that guy







Damn, I crack myself up
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Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Rise and Fire! The Story of Gus Johnson's Ascent and Breakup with CBS Sports

By now, you have to know the unfortunate news.

This will be the first NCAA tournament in recent memory without epic, screaming, Gus Johnson calls.

CBS and Gus had quite a ride:



For a best of, go to YouTube. I couldn't bear posting a video with that game with the "from the parking lot" call.

No more Rise and Fire! No more For the WINNNNNN! No more OOOO WHAT A GAME!

If you're wondering why I'm yelling these at you, go to this website. Click on all of your favorite Gus Johnson sayings, begin crawling, curl up in the fetal position, comfort yourself with the PURREEE call, and then return to whatever you were doing before.

So, you say, what happened to Gus Johnson? Where will he be this March?

There is an answer to this question. Gus is taking his talents to the scripted world of television.


If it's not going to be March Madness, going to SVU is the best thing Gus could do. (H/T Andrew DiSalvo for the video).

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Sunday, March 11, 2012

A Tale of Two GIFs - Big East Tournament

Let's take one last look back at the Big East Tournament before getting fully prepared for the Big Dance.

The two days in NYC were not exactly how Syracuse fans drew it up. Instead of some serious analysis, we'll happily take the 1 seed and just show a looping reaction to the last two games.

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Win over UConn means, Happy Chancy Nancy with an awkward shake + fist pump!

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Wednesday, March 7, 2012

The Battle for the DePaul BET Game

There was talk on Twitter about calling the opening 12 p.m. game of the Big East Tournament "The DePaul Game."

Fitting title. Always funny, yet somewhat sad to see DePaul battle and eventually lose every opening Tuesday. Despite being disappointing, it is a game named after DePaul, which has to be somewhat of an honor for the program.

But in a few years, DePaul may have some serious competition for "The DePaul Game."

I present to you:
                      "High Noon: The Battle for Inferiority"

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Tuesday, March 6, 2012

High or Not?

Is this the next logo in the ever-changing series?
By now, you've heard the earth-shattering news that Syracuse basketball players may have smoked weed, and then played basketball. A favorite activity for many college students, athletes or not.

Sure, there's the issue of Syracuse not following it's own policy. And there's the issue that the NCAA says "Make your own rules if you want. Follow them. If you don't we'll come punish you." They should probably just have their own policy.

Rules for cream cheese on bagels? Absolutely.

Policy on enforcing drug use by athletes? Eh, too complicated.

Since Syracuse is the only school in the entire NCAA that has players who use recreational drugs, and it is the only school that does not punish these players, we've dug deep into photo archives in an investigative piece of our own.

High or Not? The past decade of potentially stoned SU Basketball Players

Jostling playfully for a candid photo, or  
giggling hysterically at Mookie Watkins cause his eyes are even droopier after some bong rip exercises.

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Tuesday, February 28, 2012

GIFs of the Week - Big East Title Edition

It was a good week for Syracuse ... clinching the No. 1 seed in the Big East Saturday afternoon. Clinching the Big East Championship outright Saturday night. Oh, while also ruining another whiteout and College Gameday experience for those poor pathetic UConn fans. And it's even more fun in GIFs. Let's recap ...


GIFs of the Week - Big East Title Edition
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JSouth shows that he's more than just a shooter.
Instagram is the anti-posterize

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Waiters Slam
Nice help defense UConn.

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MCDubz to Fab

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Triche Twist
Guess Boeheim took out the old oil can for Robot Triche

GIFSoup

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Friday, February 24, 2012

The Odd Case of Brandon Triche

It seems that for two years now, you've been hearing a lot of things about Brandon Triche.

You've heard or said that it seems like he's temperamental. Some days he looks like he wants to dominate, other days it looks like he's just going to tentatively go through the motions.

It's likely that you've also discussed the fact that he seems to have all the assets to be a force.

Jim Boeheim has told you that he "has never lost faith in Brandon" and he constantly praises him. I can't remember many players that coast by without much of a verbal beatdown from Jimmy B. But Brandon seems to avoid most of Jim's wrath. Boeheim is a staunch Triche defender. But maybe that's because...

Jim Boeheim created Brandon Triche.

What?

Work with me here.

Brandon Triche is a robot. You've seen rare flashes of emotions, but that's just his circuits crossing. Ever rigid in his movements, straight faced Triche plays with little flair.

There have been a few additions to try and mask the fact that Brandon Triche was manufactured in the Life Sciences building under the supervision of Jimmy B.

First, he was given some scraggly facial hair to give him the appearance of human qualities.

Second, his circuits have once or twice been crossed to show some mild emotions this year, just to keep skeptics at bay.



Third, he's been allowed to do things like this.


Yet, why has he been struggling recently? Why is he having technical difficulties that land him on the bench at the end of games?

Jim Boeheim is turning down Brandon's power.
 Boeheim is simply waiting for the right moment to fully utilize what he has in the junior guard.

For now, Robot Triche will just have to go through the motions.
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Wednesday, February 22, 2012

All Cuse Does is Win, Win, Win.

Do Syracuse fans sometimes overreact and think all members of the media hate the Orange?
Yes.

Does it get tiring listening to the same four talking points, or listening to pundits simply trying to instigate vigor from the fan base?
Of course.

While many Syracuse fans hammer out their complaints on their keyboards, what does the team do?
Well DJ Khaled has your answer.




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Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Revenge of the Alley Oop GIF - Syracuse beats Rutgers

Syracuse's matinee matchup against Rutgers on Sunday may have been a bit closer than Cuse fans likely expected. While we could sit here and critique why the game was so close, there's a simple explanation. Rutgers (outside of their coach) simply doesn't bring it in the looping play department. Syracuse, however, made sure they gave plenty of good GIF.

Syracuse vs. Rutgers
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First off, Dion Waiters has a trademark dunk. Or as Dickey Simpkins (we miss you by the way, Dickey) would say, "The waiter serves you the daily special, whether you like it or not!"
Dion's trademark returned against Rutgirls.




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Thursday, February 16, 2012

GIFsanity - Syracuse beats Louisville

Sorry for the delay (and the Jeremy Lin headline) on this one. Despite my love for GIFs, attention on Valentine's Day had to be focused elsewhere.

While it wasn't a breakneck, high flying game, Syracuse did have some nice finishes inside between 28 missed outside shots. While it didn't quite have the loopability of the UConn game, a few plays were able to make for a nice GIFs.

GIFsanity - Syracuse beats Louisville
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Before we get to anything game related, good thing Peyton Siva was focused on something else Monday night:



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Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Caption Contest

It's been a long time between games, so while there's been little news regarding the team and Fab to toy with, we've scoured the internet for Cuse related pictures.

Here's one that's too good to pass by. Here are your two jobs:

1) Throw up your own caption for the ridiculous picture below.

2) Celebrate Jim Boeheim moving into 4th place in all time wins by cruising through the SOPA-free interwebs and submit them at our sister site http://jimboeheimstaringdownthings.tumblr.com/

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Friday, February 10, 2012

Kris Jo Game Winner Reactions

Crisco Kris smoothly drops the game winner. You freaked out, of course.

How did the team react? A closer inspection reveals the answer.



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Thursday, February 9, 2012

KrisJo - Spaying Hoyas since 2010

Back in the year 2010, a young Kris Joseph struggled during a February matchup against the Hoyas. But then, with Cuse clinging to a one-point lead, Jim Boeheim isolated his sophomore at the top of the key. Said Boeheim:
"Kris just had a horrendous night. He kept missing layups," Boeheim said. "That's why I went to him at the end -- because I knew he was due."
Kris drove hard and finished with a strong layup to put Syracuse up 3, and just about seal the deal.

Then, a seasoned KJo took a struggling Cuse team on his back in the matchup of 2012, and let everyone know, even Canadians hate Georgetown.

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Wednesday, February 8, 2012

Every Syracuse Fan's Dream


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#LethalBoeheim

In honor of Georgetown Hate Day - we're bringing back an oldie, but goodie, which originally aired in October. We think you'll still enjoy it today.

Be on the lookout, world. Jimmy B is one cranky bastard. And he spares no expenses in his hunts of hatred.


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Monday, February 6, 2012

Dunk Reactions - MCW Edition

When watching Syracuse wallop St. Johns, you were treated to a mammoth dunk by MCDubz.

You likely asked yourself, "I know I jumped off the couch, but how did the rest of the players react?"

Excellent question.

Here's your answer:



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GIFs of the Week

Sure, there may have been other sporting events this weekend, but one in particular was GIFtacular. Syracuse's massacre of St. John's provided a rich collection of GIFs, stocking this edition to the max.

GIFs of the week: February 6th
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This first one was made by accident, but it pretty much sums up what we all think of St. John's claiming to be NY's team. And it shows Boeheim showing a strange, slightly Italian side. GIFSoup  

You ask what it means to have Fab back - well here's a visual display. Blocks. Fast Breaks. Slams. GIFSoup
 
The game was full of some classic Jimmy B faces. 
First up - Jim is only somewhat pleased by the score.
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Jim was red and ready to rage, prowling before the kill.


A classic Jimmy B death-stare for MCW. I have the feeling Jim may have inspired the young man.

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Seems like MCDubz got the message.

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From what Dion Waiters knows, MSG is Syracuse's gym.

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Thursday, February 2, 2012

Jim Boogie Boeheim

Next up in the :44 second video series, it's looping dancing Boeheim. Enjoy!



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Tuesday, January 31, 2012

GIFs of the Week

It's that time again, where endless loops of video goodness descend upon your screens.

This week, the goodness is not as rich with only one not-so-spectacular Syracuse game. If you see any GIF worthy videos, make sure to leave them in the comments or tweet videos to us @CusePulpDesoto or @CusePulpTashmo.

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Fabbie Fresh, looking dapper as ever.

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Jim Boeheim goes from whining, to furious in a heartbeat.

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And since there wasn't much SU material out there, here's an oldie but goodie. I'm pretty sure this is what everyone does to their TV when Reggie speaks.

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#FabMeloRumors - Fab Himself Clears Things Up

Through the tireless work of tweeps, twitterers or the twitterverse, a lot has been uncovered about Fab Melo's recent disappearance. Most theories were sound and there were clear elements of truth. Yet one stood out above the rest.


First of all, it's thrilling to see that Fab has become a Liam Neeson fan.

This got us thinking, maybe we've only seen the American version of "The Grey." Down in Brazil, the title may be the same, but there's a more recognizable Brazilian star:






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