Gripes of Wrath - by Jim Boeheim

In case you missed it, before their second game, Syracuse coach Jim Boehiem had a message for the media:

"Reggie Miller, you don't know your business."

Reggie, Jim Boeheim would like you to know the following:
a) You're on his shit list
b) You don't know anything about college basketball and haven't watched a game.
c) You don't know shit about him, or his slaying ability.
d) Your game didn't impress him in the slightest bit.

You'd like to see this played out in GIFs?

Sure.

First up: Jimmy deciding whether or not to pop off:






Yea, I'm going after you. It's decided









Hey Reggie, hold that while I teach you how to dougie:








Ding. Done. I'm finished. Laugh at that guy







Damn, I crack myself up
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Rise and Fire! The Story of Gus Johnson's Ascent and Breakup with CBS Sports

By now, you have to know the unfortunate news.

This will be the first NCAA tournament in recent memory without epic, screaming, Gus Johnson calls.

CBS and Gus had quite a ride:

For a best of, go to YouTube. I couldn't bear posting a video with that game with the "from the parking lot" call.

No more Rise and Fire! No more For the WINNNNNN! No more OOOO WHAT A GAME!

If you're wondering why I'm yelling these at you, go to this website. Click on all of your favorite Gus Johnson sayings, begin crawling, curl up in the fetal position, comfort yourself with the PURREEE call, and then return to whatever you were doing before.

So, you say, what happened to Gus Johnson? Where will he be this March?

There is an answer to this question. Gus is taking his talents to the scripted world of television.

If it's not going to be March Madness, going to SVU is the best thing Gus could do. (H/T Andrew DiSalvo for the video).

"The charge is murder in the first degree. HERE comes the pain! Guilty. Count it!" Pin It Now!

A Tale of Two GIFs - Big East Tournament

Let's take one last look back at the Big East Tournament before getting fully prepared for the Big Dance.

The two days in NYC were not exactly how Syracuse fans drew it up. Instead of some serious analysis, we'll happily take the 1 seed and just show a looping reaction to the last two games.

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Win over UConn means, Happy Chancy Nancy with an awkward shake + fist pump!

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The Battle for the DePaul BET Game

There was talk on Twitter about calling the opening 12 p.m. game of the Big East Tournament "The DePaul Game."

Fitting title. Always funny, yet somewhat sad to see DePaul battle and eventually lose every opening Tuesday. Despite being disappointing, it is a game named after DePaul, which has to be somewhat of an honor for the program.

But in a few years, DePaul may have some serious competition for "The DePaul Game."

I present to you:
                      "High Noon: The Battle for Inferiority"

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High or Not?

Is this the next logo in the ever-changing series?

By now, you've heard the earth-shattering news that Syracuse basketball players may have smoked weed, and then played basketball. A favorite activity for many college students, athletes or not.

Sure, there's the issue of Syracuse not following it's own policy. And there's the issue that the NCAA says "Make your own rules if you want. Follow them. If you don't we'll come punish you." They should probably just have their own policy.

Rules for cream cheese on bagels? Absolutely.

Policy on enforcing drug use by athletes? Eh, too complicated.

Since Syracuse is the only school in the entire NCAA that has players who use recreational drugs, and it is the only school that does not punish these players, we've dug deep into photo archives in an investigative piece of our own.

High or Not? The past decade of potentially stoned SU Basketball Players

Jostling playfully for a candid photo, or  
giggling hysterically at Mookie Watkins cause his eyes are even droopier after some bong rip exercises.

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GIFs of the Week - Big East Title Edition

It was a good week for Syracuse ... clinching the No. 1 seed in the Big East Saturday afternoon. Clinching the Big East Championship outright Saturday night. Oh, while also ruining another whiteout and College Gameday experience for those poor pathetic UConn fans. And it's even more fun in GIFs. Let's recap ...


GIFs of the Week - Big East Title Edition
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JSouth shows that he's more than just a shooter.
Instagram is the anti-posterize

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Waiters Slam
Nice help defense UConn.

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MCDubz to Fab

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Triche Twist
Guess Boeheim took out the old oil can for Robot Triche

GIFSoup

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