Roll Bounce 2: Camden Showdown

In case you've made the tragic and heartbreaking decision to unfollow @dionwaiters3, you may have missed this:

Dion Waiters is hosting a roller-skating party later this month.

Go ahead, read that again.

If you live in the Southern New Jersey/Philadelphia area, you have absolutely no excuses. Here's where it is:

I'm working on getting some loyal Cusians to go get their skate on. You should too.
 
Send us pictures if you attend, although you might want to get out of there before 3 AM. I imagine much good doesn't happen at a Camden skating rink at that time.

One picture has already been leaked in a lead up to the event:

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A Obtwittuary - Dion Waiters

Ah, @dionwaiters3, we barely knew you.

With our beloved Dion taking his talents to the NBA after two years donning the orange, we've penned a final piece reflecting upon his first tumultuous, then matured and impressive career.

For his orange obituary, or obtwittuary, we've used only Dion's most tweeted words from his tweet cloud. Enjoy. We'll miss you Dion. 


Dion,

Bro. Wassup?
Wife love Dion.
Dude respect, appreciate Dion.
SMH, town love Dion.
Never humble,
Always hungry.

Fan Favorite,

True Beast.

Watching lil Philly play hard,

Always running, giving, unstoppable.

Top sixth man,

Dion Waiters showed true swag.

Keep rocking, don't stop.

Make school proud.

NBA draft pick, yessir.

Salute, homie. Respect.

Love,

CuseNation

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From UConn to Kentucky: A Scholar's Road

With Anthony Davis clearly heading to the NBA draft, Kentucky is scrambling to fill the void of shot swatting, ugly mugging, paint domination for next year. And while you may have heard that Calipari is targeting this Noel fella, they may already have their answer in Alex Oriakhi.

Wait, Alex Oriaki? He of 8 points, 5 rebounds and 1 block a game? Surely you jest.
We'll conveniently believe that they are going after Oriakhi or Noel. Not both. Good. Moving on...

Via Jeff Goodman on Twitter (@GoodmanCBS):

Yes, that's right folks. 

This is about the academics. Akin to transferring from Harvard to UPenn, Oriakhi has decided to make the switch from the hallowed classrooms in Storrs to the intellectual's utopia - the SEC.
Understandable. Yet, which area of study will be available at the University of Payche...um Kentucky, that isn't already available at the University of Farmi...Connecticut?

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Cuse is on a Boat Motherf****r!

News broke yesterday that the Carrier Classic, the basketball game played atop the USS Midway, was in search for a bigger name than Georgetown University. As a logical solution, the organizers called up Syracuse and our response was of course, "yes, as long as T-Pain can come as well."

Soon enough, this video leaked, courtesy of Donna Ditota

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Nerlens too?

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Unstoppable...Dion Waiters is.

In honor of Dion going pro, let's bring back an old favorite ...

The Eli Manning Citizen Eco-Drive watch commercials used to make everyone laugh. That is, until he won a Super Bowl.

We have a feeling no one will be laughing at the new Eco-Drive commercial. If you do, Jimmy B will find you to tell you that you're wrong.



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